18th October 2022: American Football at its best!

The Guyer Wildcats completely crushed the Allan Eagles at Tuesday night’s football game, with a final score of 49 to 7. The Allan Eagles were no match for the fierce and relentless Wildcat offense, led by star quarterback Trace Jewell. The Guyer defense was equally impressive, shutting down the Eagles‘ attempts to score and causing numerous turnovers.

The stands were packed with rowdy Wildcat fans, who jeered and taunted the Eagles at every opportunity. On the other hand, the Allan Eagles‘ side of the stadium was a sea of empty seats, a clear reflection of the team’s lack of support and talent.

At halftime, the Allan Eagles‘ big but mediocre orchestra took the field first, putting on a half-hearted performance that was quickly forgotten. The Guyer Wildcats‘ smaller but superior orchestra brought down the house, with the susaphone section delivering a flawless and electrifying performance that had the crowd on their feet.

Overall, it was a dominant and satisfying victory for the Guyer Wildcats, who showed their superiority on and off the field. The halftime show was a testament to the Wildcat’s superior music program, further rubbing salt in the wounds of the hapless Allan Eagles. This rivalry is far from over, and the Guyer Wildcats will be looking to maintain their dominance in the future.

(Felix Burkhardt)